Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
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Tom Hiddleston in History Channel’s Victoria Cross Heroes

jessmariel:

Loki smile ♡

jessmariel:

Loki smile ♡

starkreactors:


#if you consider the timeline of the movie and all clint could be just noticing the hulk here and thinking ‘and who the fuck are you’

a-tardis-full-of-fandoms:

stardust-and-petrichor:

I guess you could say the Doctor’s gravestone is…

Dead Sexy.

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meladoodle:

grizzlygrandma:

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao

you should probably get that checked out

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

poesdaughter:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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WOAH THERE, SATAN

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this